Wednesday, December 30, 2009

English Premier League team of the decade

Schmeichel (Kasper), Zola, Le Tissier, Kewell (the tattoed version), Ginola, Kanu (it wasn't me), Di Canio, Berger, Chadwick, Crouch, James McFadden.

Bench: Solskjaer (for 3 minutes only), Ivan Campo

Manager: Gary Megson, Bobby Robson, and Roy Hodgson

Formation: 1-2-2-1-2-1-1

Tuesday, December 29, 2009


How are vampires so good looking? They can't see their reflection in mirrors.

Sometimes, I think it's important to not look in mirrors if you want to feel good looking. The longer you avoid them, the more your perception can diverge from what the mirror shows you and the better you can feel like.