I just came to say hello

Among the English world, we all have different ways of greetings.

When you are in Sydney, it is 'Hi, how are you?'

When you are in the country, it's more of one word 'Howzitgoin?'

When you are in England, it is 'Alright?' I think this is probably because something's usually wrong with the English

When you are young, it is 'What are you going to be when you grow up?'

When you are old, it is 'How are you?' Then the reply is 'Busy.' Then either of you will look at each other and nod solemnly, 'But it's good to be busy.'

Conversation starters, eh?